It’s all River’s fault.
We’ve been in the early stages of potty-training with him, and lately have been trying to catch him before he goes in his diaper, which explains why this morning I was careening through the house to fetch the potty chair before it was too late.
Somehow my little toe intercepted the corner of the wall on my way by.
The wall didn’t budge.
At first I thought that it was just the injured toenail causing the pain, but as I grabbed it (yelling), I felt the bones grinding together.


