A normal Friday

Excerpts from a recent Fri­day at our house, illus­trat­ing life with four boys:

Ok, Daddy, come on and let me spank you. Bend over.”

My word! River, no! You don’t throw cereal on the floor!” (A few sec­onds later) “Tris! Don’t stomp on that cereal!”

Mom, on my birth­day can it be movie day and com­puter day?”

Riv went poopoo in the potty chair? Can I see?”

You two sit down in the mid­dle of the floor, hold hands, and look at each other. Don’t get up ’til I tell you to.”

Last night’s dinner guests

We had a good, busy day yes­ter­day. We had a small party for Morgon’s belated birth­day, and had our neigh­bors, Jerry and Erika’s fam­ily, and Rick and Katie’s fam­ily come over to go trick-or-treating in our neigh­bor­hood with us and hang out afterward.

I had to run to the gro­cery store for some let­tuce for sup­per, and was asked by a cheer­ful home­less lady on my way out if she could wash my van win­dows for some change for some­thing to eat. I was in a hurry, so I gave her a dol­lar and went on.